l a u r e n

We'll run to the future, shining like diamonds in a rocky world, rocky-rocky world.

the-vashta-nerada:

ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND  THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE

TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS

(via phobias)

ohthankheaven:

Sorry, bro. This Slurpee jacuzzi is at max capacity.

ohthankheaven:

Sorry, bro. This Slurpee jacuzzi is at max capacity.